Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked
yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble?

A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of
well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered
was made into this test.

Answer all the questions (only 10) with what describes you best, add up
all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end
and look for your results.

Do not cheat by looking at the end of the e-mail before you are done.

Then forward this to all your friends (including the person who sent it
to you) and change the subject of this message to what character is you.


     1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?

               .a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)

               .b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)

               .c) Painting in the park (5 pts)

               .d) Rock concert (1 pt.)

               .e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)


     2. What is your favorite type of music?

               .a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)

               .b) Alternative (1 pt.)

               .c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)

               .d) Country (5 pts.)

               .e) Pop (3 pts.)


     3. What type of movies do you prefer?

               .a) Comedy (2 pts.)

               .b) Horror (1 pt.)

               .c) Musical (3 pts.)

               .d) Romance (4 pts.)

               .e) Documentary (5 pts.)


     4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could
choose one of these?

              .a) Waiter (4 pts.)

              .b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)

              .c) Teacher (3 pts.)

              .d) Police (2 pts.)

              .e) Cashier (1 pt)


    5. What do you do with your spare time?

              .a) Exercise (5 pts.)

              .b) Read (4 pts.)

              .c) Watch television (2 pts.)

              .d) Listen to music (1 pt.)

              .e) Sleep (3 pts.)


      6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?

              .a) Yellow (1 pt.)

              .b) White (5 pts.)

              .c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)

              .d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)

              .e) Red (4 pts.)


     7. What do you prefer to eat?

              .a) Snow (3 pts.)

              .b) Pizza (2 pts.)

              .c) Sushi (1 pt.)

              .d) Pasta (4 pts.)

              .e) Salad (5 pts.)


     8. What is your favorite holiday?

              .a) Halloween (1 pt.)

              .b) Christmas (3 pts.)

              .c) New Year (2 pts.)

              .d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)

              .e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)


     9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?

              .a) Paris (4 pts)

              .b) Spain (5 pts)

              .c) Las Vegas (1 pt)

              .d) Hawaii (4 pts)

              .e) Hollywood (3 pts)


    10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?

             .a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)

             .b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)

             .c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)

             .d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)

             .e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)


    Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting
for!


               (10-16 points) You are Garfield :

    You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to
have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you
are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see
things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is
right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.


               (17-23 points) You are Snoopy:

    You are fun, you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in
and you are never are out of style You are good at knowing how to satisfy
everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once
but you always come home with the family values that you learned Being
married and having children are important to you, but only after you have
had your share of fun times



               (24-28 points) You are Elmo:

    You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to
give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you
always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too
much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your
life.



               (29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants:

   You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend
that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm
to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a
journey, it's funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and
jealous people, and you will be stress free.



               (36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:

   You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious
about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every
Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays.
Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.



               (44-50 points) You are Dexter:

   You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted
with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family
principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation
when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice
things up a bit with spontaneity!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone, on a
bench,
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello."

Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes."

Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it?"

Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one that I really liked."

Man: "How much?"

Woman: "$90,000."

Man: "Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back
on the market. They're asking $950,000."

Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a
pretty good price."

Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
Man: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.

He smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT". (Are you doubting this?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say . A e I o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is)

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.)

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Now you know everything!

Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)

Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.

 

An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his
room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.
The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and
lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the
pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here?"

The old pastor mustered all his strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go."