December 16, 2006

• Big Talk
  
  Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire.
  

  The Arkansas cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

  
  

  The Texas cowboy, not to be outdone, replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”
  

  The Oklahoma cowboy stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

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